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Reclining Woman With Folded Arms, 1909 by Gustav Klimt.
what if 911 called you
this is the teacher from the incredibles
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Unknown (via helpfvl)
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Not at all, looks are just the icing to the cake.
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yes, you learn a lot, maybe not right than and there, but you look back on them and learn.
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
I wouldn’t call it a relationship
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
yes, but they better do the same!
- 8. Describe your crush
The only person I’m “crushing” on, I’ve mentioned on here plenty of times before, clearly nothing going to happen
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
Someone who can argue with me but walk away laughing,
Someone who’s music taste is as off the wall as mine,
Someone who knows how to have a good time
Someone who can fit in with my friends
Someone who understands me
and all the crazy things I do
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
never, thats fickle
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
Not really. But not because I can’t commit, more because I don’t have faith in humanity.
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
once, yes, twice possibly, after that, your cut off
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
oh god yes D:
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
not yet D:
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
every morning, sometimes at night as well
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know one person does, but he won’t commit.
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
yeah, he’s getting ready to come see me ;)
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
nope. I have school. its more important than a relationship
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
not really, but if it happens, it happens
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yes, and than they leave
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
yes :( it sucks :(
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
yeah I use to like this one super close friend of mine.
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
all the time
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
hhhmmmmm come find out
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
if you count off and on again, than 2 years, if you count the thing im “in” now, 4 months; if neither of those count, than 3 months
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
It wouldn’t surprise me at this point
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Single as fuck ;)
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
We’ll were friends now, so yeah I’d accept his apology, but he also has a gf now and I haven’t seen him in over a year so won’t be happening!!
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes. I’ve given up on several people, simply because they just want nothing to do with me anymore, but they always come around, may take some time, but I tend to hear from them eventually.
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
One of my ex boyfriends and I use to kick it around my neighborhood A LOT. So this one time we hung out right after school and went to the taco shop to grab a bit to eat. WE hung out with some of my friends and chilled for a bit. When we finished we packed up and were walking back to my house. Half way there I had the realization that I left something at school and started heading back to school, when he asked what I was doing I replied ” I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!” What I thought I had left at school was actually at home, however he still to this day makes fun of my nerdiness and my NEED to go to school.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- I’m very tall and boney
- My bell is what my mom calls a basketball belly or a beer belly
- My birthmark faded
- Any mark on my body only is shown when I’m not tan
- I have freckles everywhere, some are just hard to see when I’m tan
- My hair is naturally curly as hell!!!
- I never break out
- It’s covered in piercings
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- Bring me arizonas
- Surprise me (not all the time, make it special)
- Actually listen
- Learn when I say I’m fine I’m really not and insist on talking to me about it, not over text, in person
- Go to concerts or movies with me :)
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
The color and the way they light up about something their passionate about
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Just be themselves
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and many other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions.
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
Talking to another person in a way expressing that you want them. Just the action of talking to them that way is cheating in my book.
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Never even tried.
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
I’ve already had it, it can’t be redone :)
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
Tattoos Piercings, being in the least bit talented
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I don’t dream :o
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I’ve already had this done, but I told this guy I was having a bad day and he sat there and listened to me, and later that night he came by my house and brought me a dozen roses!!! And yesterday my friend Alex surprised me with dinner and my fave candy just because i was having a bad week.
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
ooohhhh crap ummm eyes
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Refer to question #73
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I’ve gone out of my way to make other people happy, e.i. visiting them, making them coffee, drawing them something, buying them food, making them food, whatever it takes to make them happy
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I think that once your outside of high school it doesn’t really matter, age is but just a number by then
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
If i told you I’d have to kill you
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
The last time i felt jealous was yesterday because of some picture that got posted of my friend and the comment someone else made.
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- Johnny Depp
- Ben Gibbard
- Jon Loera
- Nicholas Hoult
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
I can’t remember
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because he accused me of liking my ex, and for never telling him anything, and he just wasn’t ready for a relationship
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
been there, done that, never again